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Would a failure have 100tb of bakugan porn on his laptop, no i don't think so.

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Would a failure have 100tb of bakugan porn on his laptop, no i don't think so.

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Emma Tosi

And this right here is a nice showcase of the real issue: The first sperm doesn't inseminate the egg. It takes 1000's of little swimmers to weaken the outer shell of the egg before one gets in. Just like in real life, where success isn't determined by whether you are faster but whether you can find the right people to work with. It's a team effort.

Vivian Silvera

you won , so you can't be a failure. you can be pathetic, but not a failure. And if that is us, we all technically fucked out moms. i'm sorry

Laurie Patino

If the sperm that won created such a failure like you, imagine the rest of them

Elfaris Zaki Sirgyous

That's not how it works. They'd have had almost the exact same genes as you and live under the same circumstances. They'd essentially be the same person

Shannon Kilfoil-Russo

Renee Garcia

Well than goddamn change! Its not like youre destined for something, and it just happens. Get up early, start working out, talk to strangers and make new friends, stop sitting in front ur pc all day. Important thing is, BABY STEPS! Rome wasnt build in a Day. Or a Month or a Year. Start with something easy. slike getting up early, even when you dont have to work, and do a workout or go for a run, every other day. Once you got that down and its a routine, aka something you „just do, without thinking about it“ you can pick up something else. Like a new sport, maybe focus on some job related stuff, etc. And in 1-2 Years, youll have your shit together and can actually start being more than a normal dude. Its just hard work, but itll make you happier, because with it, there comes success and self respect. Im on my way to there, its still fucking hard, but every day is a better day for me. Im now listening to music and dancing along cuz Im just happy, with no real reason!!

Natalie Swinson

Why would you compare a curer for cancer to an olympian?

Toni Sandell

Please speak for yourself

Rhonda Brown

Wasn’t so pathetic when I won against a doctor and an Olympian for the swim of my life, now was I?

Cora Monteflor Pacure

Listen your dad proberbly pulled out to spray the hedge, but you where to slow thus still in tha pipe for the sec run.

Christine Ann Andico Arriesgado

the only pathetic thing I see is the thinking that people are successful because they were born to be exceptional, not because they worked for it

Crystal Marie Perkins

Everyone saying we beat the olympian, that’s a nice thought but the truth is the first few sperms most likely won’t fertilize the egg, so your slow ass wasn’t even first then either

Virginia LaFrieda Osonitsch

Im a little worried people are still posting things about being fastest sperm. You all do know that the first sperm to reach the egg does not go in, right? The first sperm can only weaken the entry point and it will probably take hundreds, if not thousands before a sperm can get in.

Geetanjali Gajadar

How can an Olympian be so slow? It would probably be the worst Olympian in history.

Emmie Lou

You're not a failure. The only failure here is your dad failed to pull out. Walk tall and proud. You've beaten an olympian.

Géraldine Poulin

Speak for yourself - I have 4 Olympic gold medals and won the Nobel Prize for Medicine when I found the cure for cancer in 2016. I am also the 3rd richest man on earth, married a super-model and have won 2 Oscars. Oh wait, no, none of that happened. *cries in Spanish*

Heather Ellis

Why the olympian has to be black nut and cure should be yellow aka asian? Is there anything related to racism?

Kristina Marie La Vallie

Failure yet you won the race

Pam Scott Hill

I'm not a pathetic failure! Yet.

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